Evie Quotes

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.

~ Kiersten White

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

~ Kiersten White

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

~ Kiersten White

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

~ Kiersten White

Jackson asked, Where'd the water come from in your house?A pipe. Then he explained to Jackson, Water travels in pipes.

~ Kresley Cole

When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.Matthew laughed and dropped it.

~ Kresley Cole

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

~ Kiersten White

Ah, Evie,” she heard him say softly, “I must have a heart, after all…because right now it aches like the devil.”“Only your heart?” she asked ingenuously, making him laugh.He lowered her to the bed, his eyes sparkling wickedly. “Also a few other things,” he conceded. “And as my wife, it’s your duty to ease all my aches.

~ Lisa Kleypas

Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.

~ Kiersten White

Why does IPCA use them if they’re evil?” he asked, confused.“They aren’t evil. They aren’t even really immoral, per se. They’re amoral. They don’t operate on the same level that we do. For a faerie, the only thing that matters is what they want. That’s their good. Anything else is superfluous. So like how they kidnap people, not a big deal—they want the person, they take him. Or killing someone. If you live forever, how much does one mortal life matter in the scheme of things? When you exist outside time, cutting off the forty years a person has left is a non-issue. They don’t even notice.

~ Kiersten White

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

~ Kiersten White

Mel exhaled. Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

~ Kresley Cole

What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.

~ Kiersten White

I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. Yes. The trolls. Back. With me. Cannot form. Complete sentences. I shook my head. Yeah, so not happening.

~ Kiersten White

And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?

~ Alison Jackson

Jackson snorted. And Selena play-slapped his chest, like he was her mischievous boyf

~ Kresley Cole

Where did you find that one?I have no idea. I'm a magnet for crazies, I guess.They must be able to sense a kindred spirit.Your one to talk. Don't you have more hordes of the undead to lead in a glorious revolution?Zombies not undead. There's a fine distinction. And no. Right now I'm scouting new talent. The glorious revolution comes tomorrow.

~ Kiersten White

You were my single greatest adventure.

~ Carrie Hope Fletcher