Mad Quotes

They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

~ Nathaniel Lee

Statistics say that a range of mental disorders affects more than one in four Americans in any given year. That means millions of Americans are totally batshit.but having perused the various tests available that they use to determine whether you're manic depressive. OCD, schizo-affective, schizophrenic, or whatever, I'm surprised the number is that low. So I have gone through a bunch of the available tests, and I've taken questions from each of them, and assembled my own psychological evaluation screening which I thought I'd share with you.So, here are some of the things that they ask to determine if you're mentally disordered1. In the last week, have you been feeling irritable?2. In the last week, have you gained a little weight?3. In the last week, have you felt like not talking to people?4. Do you no longer get as much pleasure doing certain things as you used to?5. In the last week, have you felt fatigued?6. Do you think about sex a lot?If you don't say yes to any of these questions either you're lying, or you don't speak English, or you're illiterate, in which case, I have the distinct impression that I may have lost you a few chapters ago.

~ Carrie Fisher

We need to start rejoicing when the devil is mad, because he sees our blessing before we do

~ Sunday Adelaja

Wait! said Erbrechen, suddenly feeling jovial. I change my mind. Never shite again. Ever. Anywhere.It was a small thing, but of such small things were life's joys truly made. The thought, he knew, would keep him smiling for days.The world is a comedy, intoned Erbrechen, tittering, and each must play his fart.

~ Michael R. Fletcher

He had become completely mad in his movements; He seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It was a shaking of the head, up and down, sideways; jerky, vigorous hands; quick walking, sitting, crossing the legs, uncrossing, getting up, rubbing the hands, rubbing his fly, hitching his pants, looking up and saying 'Am,' and sudden slitting of the eyes to see everywhere; and all the time he was grabbing me by the ribs and talking, talking

~ Jack Kerouac

We can feel damaged and sad and mad and know that it doesn’t make us any less worthy than when we didn’t feel that way.

~ Liz Newman

Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.

~ Crystal Woods

Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon 'em.

~ Emilie Autumn

Everyone says she’s mad.’‘How do they know?’ I asked.‘Because she’s different from other people, I suppose.’‘Is that being mad?’‘No. Not really, I suppose madness is not seeing things as others see them.

~ Ruskin Bond

Is Bronson mad! Let me ask you! How else can I be? I’m probably the maddest guy on two legs if the truth was known, but prison will never beat me, I’d sooner die today than allow it too!

~ Stephen Richards

They certified that I was sane; but I know that I am mad. This confession gives us the key to what is most important and significant in Tolstoy's hidden life.

~ Lev Shestov

How could you get mad at someone who neither needed to attack nor was at all worried about being able to defend? It was like getting mad at Switzerland.

~ Karl Marlantes

Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, Hey, is there room in your head for one more?

~ Despair Inc.

Being mad at a drug addict for doing what drug addicts do, is like being mad at a shark for doing what sharks do, or being mad at a cockroach for doing what cockroaches do.

~ Oliver Markus

The forefront is not the arena of winners, stay where you are, wherever you are, when its your time, you'll speed off like a psycopath.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

The mad have a grace all their own.

~ Kim Harrison

My father some times he goes crazy, but sometimes nerves, crazy and mad in one place it's like daemon have started to control his life so he ended his life.

~ Deyth Banger

You’re cute when you're mad. He caressed my bottom lip with the pad of his thumb. I huffed in exasperation. Is that why you make me mad all the time?

~ Adriane Leigh

With his mad eyes that cannot seem to look at everything they want to all at once, with the dagger poised in his palm- like sharp teeth or black eyes, he is transforming into something both terrifying and exciting, mysterious and sexy. I reach forward on the sand towards them as though to touch him, my magical boy.

~ Annie Fisher

The World is enough brutal don't make it mad and crazy more, so far I think that the adrenaline is on it's own full capacity.

~ Deyth Banger

My father never was a famous guy, he was just a person which made a lot of mistakes. But the suicide wasn't the best path, the best choice it was a way which could be skipped by using something else, by doing something else.But the question is why did he do it?To make mad and crazy the daughter of his ladylove??

~ Deyth Banger

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one-half his days and mad the other.

~ Anne Brontë

Everyone, this is the new girl. Elder knows her. New girl, this is everyone.” A few people look up politely; some actually smile. Most, however, look wary at best, disgusted at worse. The nurse closest to me jabs her finger behind her ear and starts whispering to nobody.“What’s wrong with her?” I ask Harley as he leads me to the table he was sitting at.“Oh, don’t worry, we’re all mad here.”I giggle, mostly from nerves. “It’s a good thing I read Alice in Wonder-land . I definitely think I’ve fallen into the rabbit hole.”“Read what?” Harley asks.“Never mind.” All around me, eyes follow my every move.“Look,” I say loudly. “I know I look different. But I’m just a person, like you.” I hold my head up high, looking them all in the eyes, trying to hold their stares for as long as possible.“You tell ’em,” says Harley with another Cheshire grin.

~ Beth Revis

A large American automobile came crawling close to us, and we could hear from behind its thick windows the deep bass of the radio, and the nasty words of a hateful song.It seemed like so much of modern music, a din to drive human beings mad.

~ Anne Rice

When you're and only child in a family with an only parent, you look at other, bigger families with envy. Mary Alice had a family with a station wagon, a split-level house, and a pool. But then I looked up and saw Mary Alice's toes, as she stood at the edged of the diving board. Her second toe lay on top of her big toe on each foot. I had never seen such a thing. I wondered if Mary Alice's toes would ever prevent her from doing the things she wanted to do in life. Look, y'all! she said, forming her perfect body into a perfect swan's dive. I decided then that any time I got frustrated with my overall situation in life, mad or jealous of knee socks or a pink canopy bed in a pink room, I'd take a deep breath and think about Mary Alice's toes. At least I didn't have Mary Alice's toes.

~ Margaret Mcmullan

Mad, is he? Then I hope he will bite some of my other generals.

~ King George Ii

It is ridiculous - like a mad whirlwind... it's mad that I'm so famous.

~ Amy Jackson

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

~ Eminem

I do not mean to say that we should, or could, return to traditional nomadic economies. I do mean to say that there are systems of knowledge and grand poetical schemata derived from the mobile life that it would be foolish to disregard or underrate. And mad to destroy.

~ Robyn Davidson

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.

~ Agnes Repplier

I've always been mad about cats.

~ Vivien Leigh

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

~ Aldous Huxley

But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco

I'm mad about gardening. I have an allotment on the other side of Hampstead Heath, and I keep three hens in my garden.

~ Deborah Moggach

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

~ Christopher Morley

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

~ Samuel Beckett

I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

~ Audrey Hepburn

I like to smile when its natural. I'm not mad or anything. That's my style.

~ Jesse Mccartney

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.

~ Diogenes

Get mad, then get over it.

~ Colin Powell