Masturbation Quotes

Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.

~ Abhijit Naskar

With a shaking hand, he reached for his cock, and stroked it slowly from base to tip. Clearly, prayer time was over.

~ Rosanna Leo

A writer should be able to open a window or two for others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.

~ Barista Uno

A writer should be able to open a window or two and prompt others to see the world and themselves in a new light. Anything less is just self–indulgence and intellectual masturbation.

~ Barista Uno

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

~ Chelsea Handler

Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To masturbate is to imagine: physically.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most board meetings amount to little more than intellectual masturbation. They are ideas that cause thrills, chills, and satisfaction, but there is no impregnation. Nothing is ever born of them. It’s intellectual masturbation.

~ Steve Maraboli

Next time she’d have to ask him to keep the light on while he did it, so she could watch his face. That was the best part of the whole thing as far as she was concerned, the way a guy’s face contorted so violently and then relaxed, as if some terrible mystery had just been solved.

~ Tom Perrotta

If a writer has the desire to communicate by writing and be heard, then he necessarily cares about seeing it in print. I suppose it's the difference between masturbation and making love—the real writer wants to touch another person.

~ Edmund White

It's true,' Vanya now, 'look at the forms of capitalist expression. Pornographies: pornographies of love, erotic love, Christian love, boy-and-his-dog, pornographies of sunsets, pornographies of killing, and pornographies of deduction--ahh, that sigh when we guess the murderer--all these novels, these films and songs they lull us with, they're approaches more comfortable and less so, to that Absolute Comfort.' A pause to allow Rudi a quick and sour grin. 'The self-induced orgasm.

~ Thomas Pynchonchon

Describing my sexual history and scope of experience, am surrendering, in conclusion an epic failure'I'm a master at setting people off...of this it may continue...

~ Robert Wesley Miller

baptizing all containers with an orifice that appeals to their cock is the trivial pursuit of little boys (23)(rbt: every boy i know has done this at least 15 times -- why?)

~ Tony Duvert

Hey roomie. I was breathless. I looked her straight in the eyes as my fingers squeezed my nipples and rubbed my swollen clit. Told you I wouldn't stop when you caught me.

~ Samantha Whitney

That's all anyone has, and it's always brief, although, of course, some people believe they have a past where they can accumulate things and a future where they will accumulate still more. By the way, speaking of the present moment, do you masturbate a lot?

~ Paulo Coelho

In the nineteenth century, girls who learned to develop orgasmic capacity by masturbation were regarded as medical problems. Often they were 'treated' or 'corrected' by amputation or cautery of the clitoris or 'miniature chastity belts,' sewing the vaginal lips together to put the clitoris out of reach, and even castration by surgical removal of the ovaries. But there are no references in the medical literature to the surgical removal of testicles or amputation of the penis to stop masturbation in boys.In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948-- on a five-year-old girl.

~ Eve Ensler

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

~ Les Claypool

I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I say. Go home, lie down, and eat lots of potatoes. I had three handjobs yesterday. None was easy. Sometimes you really have to buckle down to it, as you do with all forms of exercise. It's simply a question of willpower. Anyone who's got the balls to stand there and tell me that a handjob isn't exercise just doesn't know what he's talking about. I almost had a heart-attack during number three. I take all kinds of other exercise too. I walk up and down the stairs. I climb into cabs and restaurant booths. I hike to the Butcher's Arms and the London Apprentice. I cough a lot. I throw up pretty frequently, which really takes it out of you. I sneeze, and hit the tub and the can. I get in and out of bed, often several times a day.

~ Martin Amis

Reading - like masturbation - is something you do alone and very little in life brings more pleasure.

~ Chloe Thurlow

I think I know what he is REALLY doing in there... and thinking about ME while doing it. (continuing) But when he thinks of me, he thinks: sister! Think: Byblis! BYBLIS! I don't think of him as my brother, I think of him as CAUNUS!

~ Steven L. Sheppard