Pessimistic Quotes

There are two words that I believe could be completely eradicated from our vocabulary – “I can’t.” These two words are so definite that they leave absolutely no room for hope. Instead, I suggest we use the phrase, “How can I?

~ Daniel Willey

I'm all groan up in America.

~ Brian Spellman

What a sad thing men are. Can't do nothing good without being so weak we have to mess it up. Can't build something up without tearing it down.

~ Patrick Ness

She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

You can lose a friend in springtime easier than any other season if you're too curious.

~ Frances Hodgson Burnett

If you constantly allow negative statements into your life, you run the risk of adopting such negative statements as your convictions and principles. Generally, you will have a pessimistic outlook towards life.

~ D.s. Mashego

I shield to one who is pessimistic and shield to one who is optimistic leaving this in a wandering state.

~ Josh Cathey

It had gotten to the point where it seemed like nothing matters, because I’m not a real person and neither is anyone else.

~ Gillian Flynn

Every hill becomes a mountain when one has to climb up it.

~ Anthony Liccione

Mom lied. The crust is the shittiest part.

~ Brian Spellman

The optimist is a pessimist with a plan

~ Bangambiki Habyarimana