Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
~ Anonymous
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
~ Welter's Law
His shortcoming is his long staying.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
~ Winston Churchill
Sherard Blaw the dramatist who had discovered himself and who had given so unstintingly of his discovery to the world.
~ Saki
The Right Honourable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.
~ Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Her face was her chaperone.
~ Rupert Hughes
Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.
~ G. K. Chesterton
When people don't want to come nothing will stop them.
~ Sol Hurok
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
~ Truman Capote
More and more these days I find myself pondering on how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.
~ John Kirk Nelson
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
~ Sam Goldwyn
Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.
~ Oscar Levant
Include me out.
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
~ Austin O'malley
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
~ Carl Rose
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
~ Victor Borge
In uplifting get underneath.
~ George Ade
If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
When the mouse laughs at the cat there's a hole nearby.
~ Nigerian Proverb
Fatigue is the best pillow.
~ Hindu Proverb
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now if I was a grave digger or even a hangman there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
~ Douglas Jerrold
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
~ Bertolt Brecht
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
~ C. F. Lloyd
Nothing succeeds like one's own successor.
~ Clarence H. Hinclcs
Whom the gods wish to destroy they first call promising.
~ Cyril Connolly
In California everyone goes to a therapist is a therapist or is a therapist going to a therapist.
We also serve who only punctuate.
~ Brian Moore
Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg.
If Roosevelt were alive he'd turn in his grave.
There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
Automatic simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
~ Frank Capra
A thick skin is a gift from God.
~ Konrad Adenauer
While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
Parsely is gharsley.
~ Ogden Nash
Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.
~ Samuel Johnson
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.
~ David Mccord
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
~ Irish Proverb
Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.
~ Adlai Stevenson
