The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.
~ P. G. Wodehouse
And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.
~ John Grey
If I look like this I need the trip.
~ Gloria Swanson
As old as the itch.
~ English Proverb
Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.
~ Laurence J. Peter
Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
~ Anonymous
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.
~ Abraham Lincoln
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
~ Mae West
All would live long but none would be old.
~ Proverbs
Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.
~ William Ernest Henley
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
~ Groucho Marx
'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.
~ Ping Lardner
Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.
~ E. C. Bentley
In the world of mules there are no rules.
~ Ogden Nash
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
~ Josh Billings
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.
~ Italian Saying
I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.
Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.
~ Anna Chennault
It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
~ Tom Stoppard
A man of words and not of deeds Is like a garden full of weeds.
I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.
~ John F. Kennedy
Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.
~ Lancashire Proverb
An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.
~ Old Saying
If you can't bite don't show your teeth.
~ Yiddish Proverb
Only the shallow know themselves.
~ Oscar Wilde
Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.
~ Lawrence K. Frank
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.
~ Jackie Gleason
I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.
~ Philip Guedalla
He'd give the devil ulcers.
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
