I fake fake to have a fake life. Does that make me a real horse? Buy now for $777, wooden saddle sold separately. Real horseshoes not included. Imaginary ones – neither.

~ Will Advise

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There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.

~ Missy Lyons

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I hope to die in the saddle seat.

~ Albert Ellis

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