Satan Quotes

They fell asleep smiling. It is to erase the fixed smiles of sleeping couples that Satan trained roosters to crow at five in the morning.

~ Tom Robbins

God is an early bird, satan is a night owl. Everyone knows that.

~ Jon Acuff

Satanism represents opposition to hypocrisy, every human being feels rage, every human being feels anger, and we feel it is natural to express that anger in a healthy way.

~ Nikolas Schreck

Satan must have been pretty simple, even according to the New Testament, or he wouldn't have led Christ up on a high mountain and offered him the world if he would fall down and worship him. That was a manifestly absurd proposition, because Christ, as the Son of God, already owned the world; and besides, what Satan showed him was only a few rocky acres of Palestine. It is just as if some one should try to buy Rockefeller, the owner of all the Standard Oil Company, with a gallon of kerosene.

~ Mark Twain

I should have shouted No and left him. But at least said Satan in the deeps of my mind, know what the temptation is before you do anything hastily.

~ Lord Dunsany

But say I could repent and could obtaineBy Act of Grace my former state: how soonwould higth recal high thoughts; how soon unsaywhat feign'd submission swore: ease would recantvows made in pain, as violent and void. For never can true reconcilement growwhere wounds of deadly hate have pierced so deep:which would but lead me to a worse relapseand heavier fall: so should I purchase cleaveshort intermission bought with double smart:This knows my punisher; therefore as farfrom granting here, as I from begging peace:All hope excluded thus, behold in steadof us out-cast, exil'd, his new delight, Mankind created, and for his this World. So farewell Hope, and with Hope farwel Fear,Farewel Remorse: all Good to me is lost.

~ John Milton

If Satan wasn't around, churches would go out of business.

~ Marilyn Manson

We must not lose hope. Hope is an anchor to the souls of men. Satan would have us cast away that anchor.

~ Ezra Taft Benson

This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians.

~ Gary North

Darkness is good. Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That's power.

~ Stephen Bannon

The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills; if Satan mounts it, it wishes and goes as Satan wills; Nor can it choose its rider... the riders contend for its possession.

~ Martin Luther

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.

~ Saint Teresa Of Avila

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

~ Francis Picabia

Holy wisdom confounds Satan and all his wickednesses.

~ Francis Of Assisi

Satan, really, is the romantic youth of Jesus re-appearing for a moment.

~ James Joyce