It is shocking how many crimes the Bible contains. The Governor's wife should cut them all out and paste them into her scrapbook.
~ Margaret Atwood
He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him.
~ Ron Swanson
