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He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him.

~ Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Explain Greedy Move On Pictures Scrapbook Selfish Stories Tourist

I hate metaphors. That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.

~ Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Animals Metaphor Moby Dick Parks Rec

I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.

~ Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson Humor Simplicity
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