Captain, you have heard the charges. How do you plead? Before you answer, you should know that if you plead guilty you'll be immediately extradited and U.N.S. law will take over.Not guilty.Also, it's not very nice to lie in court.But it beats extradition.

~ Howard Tayler

Howard Tayler Court Extradition Guilty Humour Not Guilty Tight Spot

They're holding flushes of face cards, and I think we're the pot.

~ Howard Tayler

Howard Tayler Metaphor Poker Tight Spot