Weird Quotes

Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, it's rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something you know you're just renting for a while.

~ Candice Bergen

I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.

~ Millie Bobby Brown

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.

~ R. L. Stine

I didn't like Barbie dolls, so I used to have this overactive imagination, and I used to pretend to be all these different things. My weird childhood fetishes seem to have come to life now as an actor.

~ Sonam Kapoor

It's hard to see yourself as a princess because it involves a huge leap of the imagination and sort of requires you to believe you can be that, which is a scary, weird thing.

~ Lily James

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

~ Rainn Wilson

When I went to college, my mum was really sad, so she preserved my bedroom, like a weird time capsule.

~ Gia Coppola

I am pretty weird - as weird as in my videos. The only difference is Lilly is not a performer, and Superwoman is. So Superwoman is very fearless. You'll never see her nervous. You'll never see her sad. But Lilly is a human. She is the person behind Superwoman, who gets sad and tired sometimes.

~ Lilly Singh

Everyone finds my work super sad. I never do. I always find it uplifting in a weird way.

~ Jeff Lemire

Ghost! I miss him! Is that weird? I miss him even though I invented him. I feel a lot of tenderness toward him. I don't write a lot of stuff that is sad or that is tender and affectionate, so that has a very special place in my heart.

~ Mallory Ortberg

Before 'Lucky Louie,' nobody would ever cast me to play a mom or a wife; nobody ever saw me in that role, which is weird, since that's who I really am.

~ Pamela Adlon

We didn't have a TV in the living room and all my friends thought we were kind of weird. When they'd come over, my mom wanted to talk to them about current events.

~ Eliza Dushku

I was a weird teenager. My mother was actually worried because I didn't have any interest in dating in my teenage years. I had all this desire to pursue my passions like ballet, then sailing, then music, so I didn't have any emptiness to fill.

~ Kiesza

I hate dates. It becomes a weird auditioning process. And I've never had normal dating.

~ Juliette Lewis

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

~ Carrot Top

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'

~ Zoe Lister-Jones

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

~ Whitney Cummings

I don't do a lot of dating. I guess it's kind of like everyone is always trying to set me up with somebody, so we go out and hang out at a club or somewhere. I think dates are weird.

~ Matt Cohen

I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird.

~ Al Madrigal

This thing with everyone knowing you, it's weird, because people have this one-sided relationship where they look at your picture and feel they know you more than someone they actually know. I don't really know myself that well.

~ Robert Pattinson

I think going from doing TV and straight plays to Shakespeare is weird enough because you have this heightened language, and you are telling a story through metric poetry. But I think music is that place beyond poetry.

~ Tamsin Greig

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

~ Elsa Maxwell

I think any branding for me is band-related. It's really weird to get used to the exposure, because I am a naturally introverted person, and I'm not exactly social. Occasionally I can get comfortable enough to talk, but I spend a lot of my days not talking, especially when I'm at home and not on tour.

~ Nate Ruess

If you're a kid who is always on the outside hoping to be on the inside, you're watching a lot. You're trying to figure out how to become a normal person in a society that considers you weird.

~ Katherine Paterson

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.

~ Dean Koontz

My dad always used to encourage me to dress weird.

~ Charli Xcx

It's weird, the idea of someone else playing my dad, but weirdly nice.

~ Lily James

It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read them stories for bed.

~ Zach Cregger