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“ Some people won't have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight. ”

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I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.

~ Bauvard

I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.

~ Bauvard

Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.

~ Bauvard

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.

~ Bauvard