“ That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. ”
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
~ Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.