“ If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. ”
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
~ Bill Maher
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.
