“ Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time. ”
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person.
~ Bill Murray
You gotta want it.
There must be a bad chromosome somewhere in man that urges him to wound that which he can't conquer, deface that which is more beautiful, misunderstand and befoul the work of another.
I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a Christmas party. But let's just say I put a lot of Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.