Brian South said this quote

Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

~ Brian South

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.

~ Brian South

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

~ Brian South

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

~ Brian South