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Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

~ Brian South

Brian South Humor Sex Zombies

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.

~ Brian South

Brian South Beer Horror Humor Revenge Sauerkraut Zombies

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

~ Brian South

Brian South Clowns Horror Humor Zombies

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

~ Brian South

Brian South Horror Humor Zombies

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

~ Brian South

Brian South Cat Horror Humor Kitten Zombies

Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.

~ Brian South

Brian South Brunch Horror Humor Zombies

The less one knows about meat, the more one is able to enjoy it. Meat tastes wonderful, of course, but as with the lad hawking hard-to-find wares at unbelievable prices, it’s best not to ask too many questions.

~ Brian South

Brian South Horror Humor Meat Zombies

The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.

~ Brian South

Brian South Humor Zombies

Sometimes the thing one wants most is the very thing that will get him killed with an axe.

~ Brian South

Brian South Humor Zombies
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