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“ Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining. ”

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Really the only time men and women get along is when women want sex.

~ Brian South

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.

~ Brian South

When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.

~ Brian South

This is why it is important never to pick or smell flowers, and to always wear headgear when admiring them.

~ Brian South