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“ All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete. ”

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This is because white people need to show off the books that they have read. Just as hunters will mount the heads of their kills, white people need to let people know that they have made their way through hundreds or even thousands of books.

~ Christian Lander

For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.

~ Christian Lander

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

~ Christian Lander

White people are drawn to farmer’s markets like moths to a flame. In fact, white people have such strong instincts that ifyou release a white person into a random Saturday morning they will return to you with a reusable bag full of fruits and vegetables.

~ Christian Lander