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This is because white people need to show off the books that they have read. Just as hunters will mount the heads of their kills, white people need to let people know that they have made their way through hundreds or even thousands of books.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Books

For white people, nothing makes them appreciate the gift of life more than voluntarily trying to end it.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Adventure Humor White People

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Cheese Food Humor White People

White people are drawn to farmer’s markets like moths to a flame. In fact, white people have such strong instincts that ifyou release a white person into a random Saturday morning they will return to you with a reusable bag full of fruits and vegetables.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Farmers Markets Food Humor White People

All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Home Houses Humor White People

It is the dream of every white person to be able to resolve all conflicts by complaining to unrelated parties. Because of this, white people are able to endure years of frustration and anger without saying a word in the hopes that everything will just work itself out without having to make a scene.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Communication Conflict Gossip Social Networking

Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now that you cannot swing a canvas bag at a farmer's market without hitting a pair. In fact, at outdoor gatherings you should count the number of Wayfarers so you can determine exactly how white the event is. If you see no Wayfarers you are either at a country music concert or you are indoors.

~ Christian Lander

Christian Lander Fashion Humor Sunglasses White People
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