Christine Warren said this quote

It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words.

~ Christine Warren

I'm not sure whether to be relieved she didn't hurt you or diappointed. Now he's going to think he got away with that junk. -AbbyI wouldn't say that. He got a stern talking-to, but he already made great progress with his groveling lessons. -SamIll show you exactly how much progress I've made the next time I get you in a shower. -NoahI'm gonna kill him! Did you hear that? You have to let me kill him. -GrahamStay right where you are. There will be no killing. I thought I made that clear to everyone last night. Don't make me go over it again! -Missy

~ Christine Warren

You're a big boy, No. You'll figure something out. Just make sure it includes the groveling. -AbbyIt come to all of us. Especially those of us foolish enough to fall in love with women who have minds of their own. If you will recall, your own sister had a few things she had to forgive me for before we could move on with our relationship. -RuleThere's a big difference between a little kidnapping and what he did. -AbbyYou did not call it a 'little' anything at the time, sweet. You were furious with me. Believe me, the groveling does do wonders. -Rule

~ Christine Warren

You have a surprisingly logical mind, for a human. And a female. And a witch.

~ Christine Warren