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“ You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what. ”

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Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.

~ Christopher Moore

Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

~ Christopher Moore

Boredom can be a lethal thing on a small island.

~ Christopher Moore

People, generally, suck.

~ Christopher Moore