“ It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married. ”
It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.
~ Craig Johnson
A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.
I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn...
I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.
