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“ I've seen men ruined by drink, drugs and dodge pickup trucks, but this is the first time I've seen someone ruined by softcore porn... ”

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It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.

~ Craig Johnson

It was a two-gallon Styrofoam cooler - one of the cheap ones that you can pick up at any service station in the summer season and then listen to it squeak to the point of homicidal dementia.

~ Craig Johnson

A writer, like a sheriff, is the embodiment of a group of people and without their support both are in a tight spot.

~ Craig Johnson

I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.

~ Craig Johnson