“ He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants! ”
Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.
~ Cuthbert Soup
A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.