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Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.

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Cuthbert Soup Knowledge Love Music Musicians Rock Sucks

A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

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Cuthbert Soup Diving Funny Horses Water

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

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As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a leaky boat. Well, except for that fact that boats are not generally round, orange and on fire. Hmm. Come to think of it, in no way whatsoever did the sun, in this instance, resemble a leaky boat. My apologies. That was a dreadful attempt at simile. Please allow me to try again. As the station wagon pulled back onto the highway, the sun was slowly sinking below the horizon like a self-luminous, gaseous sphere comprised mainly of of hydrogen and helium.

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Cuthbert Soup Boat Dusk Funny Simile Sink Sun Sunset

Advice to explorers everywhere: if you would like to recieve due credit for your discoveries, keep a detailed account of your journeys as Columbus did. On Septemeber 28, 1492, after four weeks at sea, he writes: Dear diary...I means journal. Yes, dear journal. That's what I meant to say. Whew. Anyway, we have yet to discover America, and the crew has become increasingly rebellious. I have decided to turn back if we have not spotted it by Columbus Day. Will write again later if not killed by crew. P.S. Last night's buffet was fabulous, the ice sculptures magnificent.

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Cuthbert Soup America Columbus Columbus Day Diary Discovering Explorers Funny Ice Sculptures Journal

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

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The great William Shakespeare said, What's in a name? He also said, Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.

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Cuthbert Soup Funny Name Quill William Shakespeare

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

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Cuthbert Soup Author Caves Computer Funny Old Fashioned Writer

Captain Jibby looked at the door, clenched his teeth, and worked his face into a scowl so fierce you would think the door had insulted his mother - which, for the record, it had not.

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Cuthbert Soup Door Funny Insult Mother

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

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I should mention, by the way, that LVR stands for Luminal Velocity Regulator. I suppose it could also stand for Large Venezeulan Rats, but in this case it does not.

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Cuthbert Soup Funny Lvr Rats Venezeula

On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly and violently thrown away by someone who very much liked sardines.

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Cuthbert Soup Funny Sardines

There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellowbeard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.

~ Cuthbert Soup

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