Dave Chappelle said this quote

The girl says Oh uh-uh, wait a minute! Wait a minute! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a whore! Which is true, Gentlemen, that is true. Just because they dress a certain way doesn't mean they are a certain way. Don't even forget it. But ladies, you must understand that is fucking confusing. It just is. Now that would be like me, Dave Chappelle, the comedian, walking down the street in a cop uniform. Somebody might run up on me saying, Oh, thank God. Officer, help us! Come on. They're over here. Help us! Oh-hoh! Just because I'm dressed this way does not make me a police officer! See what I mean? All right, ladies, fine. You are not a whore. But you are wearing a whore's uniform.

~ Dave Chappelle

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person. So they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

~ Dave Chappelle

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

~ Dave Chappelle

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

~ Dave Chappelle