“ Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto. ”
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
~ David Sedaris
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.
