Emma Mclaughlin said this quote

Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

~ Emma Mclaughlin

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

~ Emma Mclaughlin

As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best you can, and God bless.

~ Emma Mclaughlin

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'

~ Emma Mclaughlin