“ Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall. ”
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
~ Evan Esar
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
