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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Beauty Love

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Conscience Guilt Humor

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

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Evan Esar Canada Canadians

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Science Statistics Facts

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Man Lie Stand Up

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

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Evan Esar Today Disappointment

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Education Money America

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

~ Evan Esar

Evan Esar Woman Done She
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