“ Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. ”
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
~ Evan Esar
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
