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“ America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ”

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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

~ Evan Esar

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

~ Evan Esar

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

~ Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

~ Evan Esar