“ Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. ”
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
~ Frank Zappa
So many books, so little time.
Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.