Fred Allen said this quote

“ The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret. ”

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It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

~ Fred Allen

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

~ Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

~ Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston it is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.

~ Fred Allen