George Carlin said this quote

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

~ George Carlin

It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

~ George Carlin

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

~ George Carlin

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

~ George Carlin