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“ I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. ”

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

~ Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

~ Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

~ Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

~ Groucho Marx