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“ Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know. ”

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

~ Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

~ Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

~ Groucho Marx

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

~ Groucho Marx