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“ I have fourteen black wives an' one white, de chiefest one. I would sure enough shoo her away dis minute if you tek her place in my bed tonight, Mama Sam Moon.Was sex all these people ever thought about? I guess life was short back then, and nobody had much time to waste on anything else. ”

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Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman

~ J.r. Rain

J.r. Rain Embarrassment Hell Man

If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money.

~ J.r. Rain

J.r. Rain Humor Parenting

All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.Besides me, of course.

~ J.r. Rain

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My first thought was that a tornado had somehow picked me up and carried me off, like in the Wizard of Oz. No old witches pedaled by, and I didn't see any flying farm animals or chicken coops, and after a few agonizing minutes, I fell deep into unconsciousness again.

~ J.r. Rain

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