Jacob Braude said this quote

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

~ Jacob Braude

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

~ Jacob Braude

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

~ Jacob Braude

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

~ Jacob Braude