“ Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. ”
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
~ Janet Evanovich
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head. Eddie DeChooch
Nice dress. Take it off.
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.
