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“ I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. ”

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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

~ Jay London

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

~ Jay London

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

~ Jay London

I saw a stationery store move.

~ Jay London