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I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

~ Jay London

Jay London Book Hair Humor

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

~ Jay London

Jay London Cheese Say Pictures

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who?

~ Jay London

Jay London Doctor Said He

I saw a stationery store move.

~ Jay London

Jay London Move Saw Store

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

~ Jay London

Jay London Father Me Mood

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

~ Jay London

Jay London Dog Free Started

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

~ Jay London

Jay London Morning Hair Watching

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

~ Jay London

Jay London Personality Me She

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

~ Jay London

Jay London Music Father Myself
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