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“ I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. ”

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Jeff- A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?Walter- Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

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It's amazing how these little guys can say things that a mortal human could never get away with. There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

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There's some sort of unspoken license... when outlandish things come out of an inanimate object, somehow it equals humor.

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When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.

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