“ Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus. ”
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
~ Jen Campbell
CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive.
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?