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“ So you killed him with what now?I tried that Dr. Phil book at first...And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy. ”

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Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.

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Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

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Make requests, not demands. Please kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

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