“ Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys. ”
The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.
~ Jessica Park
Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.
Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.
I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.
