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“ I bet the very first piñata was surprised. “Oh, hey a party! Cool! What’s the occa— HEY, WHAT THE HELL, KID? ”

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The friends you make in college are friends you'll have for life, even if you don't talk for years at a time.

~ Jessica Park

Normal people can become very annoying if put in annoying situations.

~ Jessica Park

Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

~ Jessica Park

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you.

~ Jessica Park