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“ I want to die like my grandfather died . . . peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car. ”

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

~ Joey Adams

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

~ Joey Adams

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

~ Joey Adams

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

~ Joey Adams